we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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