She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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