is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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