: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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