these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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