Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
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You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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