I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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