How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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