But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My breasts were aching with rage.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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