You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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