That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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