so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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