Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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