He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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