I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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