I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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