there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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