i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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