I'm gonna have a badass scar
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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