dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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