no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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