You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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