Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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