What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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