Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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