So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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