For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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