What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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