I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??