its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?