Wow word travels fast.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.