I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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