chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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