She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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