he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
