The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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