It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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