i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
