can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
wow bdsm is so cute
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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