Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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