she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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