There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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