Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
please don't ironically join a cult
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