Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
