I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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