I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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