I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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