Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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