it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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