gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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