You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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