yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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