May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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