he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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