Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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