No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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