I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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