Ambien. No doubt about it.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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