Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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