I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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